NTLJ chapter 41 at FictionAlley etc

[snorkackcatcher]

Chapter 41, An Auror's Lot Is Not A Happy One, is up at FictionAlley (boy, they're getting quick these days). In which Rhiannon is canonised, Cassius is sad, and Clark is unhelpful. And I make yet another gratuitous reference to Gilbert and Sullivan in the title.

And talking about gratuitous references, here's a quote from Miss Emma Watson's recent speech at the Oxford Union which explains a lot:

Before filming, she met JK Rowling and wanted to be Rowling's Hermione and no other version. But she does nothing to 'get into character...[because] I'm actually really similar,' and so it's all 'really easy. Really, I'm quite lucky.'

*sigh* Will you tell her or shall I?


Lyrics: tree_and_leaf, lazy_neutrino, and junediamanti all spotted the last one as School's Out by Alice Cooper from 1972, aptly enough given the subject of the posting. So given the subject of this one ... er, here's one that has nothing to do with it, except in a very tangential way. :) (Hint: it's not G&S. Just sayin'.)

Sweat baby sweat baby
sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff
that only Prince would sing about (2000s)

Comments

[eccentricpirate.livejournal.com]

... I hate that I know this but... "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang.

It does explain a lot. Someone really ought to tell her. Or at least strongly hint.

[magnolia-mama.livejournal.com]

Will you tell her or shall I?
It should be Steve Kloves and David Heymann and whoever the director du jour is who tell her, but obviously they've been napping at their posts.

[octobersnow.livejournal.com]

*rolls eyes*

Emma, dear, JKR's Hermione would be actively researching a cure for Rapid and Uncontrollable Eyebrow Wigglyosis rather than suffering from a chronic form.

And she prefers blue for her Yule Ball dress, but I blame that on the costumer.

*searches for sharp enough pin to pop overinflated head*

FA is getting fast!

[green-kiwigirl.livejournal.com]

I can't believe she admitted that she doesn't bother getting into character! What rubbish. Even if you're a lot like the character – which she really isn't – you're still not going to be in the exact same mood the character is, so you have to prepare yourself and you have to get into character.

Ahh, Bloodhound Gang. "Yes I'm Siskel, Yes I'm Ebert, and you're getting two thumbs up."

[snorkackcatcher]

That's the one. :)

She wasn't bad in the first film, to be fair, and can't really be blamed for Steve Kloves giving her all Ron's lines, but Star!Emma is rather different from Insecure!Hermione.

[snorkackcatcher]

Indeed it is!

And if they haven't told her by now, I guess they're not going to. Movie!Hermione is quite popular, after all.

[snorkackcatcher]

I suppose Steve Kloves encouraged that characterisation by giving her all the extra lines (even when they don't quite make sense). Still, to be fair, as she gets older she probably will be more like the personality of Hermione in the later books.

[snorkackcatcher]

Rapid and Uncontrollable Eyebrow Wigglyosis

*snerk* Mind you, she's probably got about a million reasons not to be upset by criticism. :)

I have a feeling I might have got onto the FA bypass list without knowing it ...

[eccentricpirate.livejournal.com]

Maybe she wouldn't be so bad if we just stapled down the eyebrows and stopped letting her talk?

[snorkackcatcher]

But there would still be the pink hoodie of doom.

[eccentricpirate.livejournal.com]

Ah, but you see the Pink Hoodie of DOOM can be blamed on the costuming people... right? I mean, she couldn't have... could she?

[snorkackcatcher]

Doesn't bear thinking about.