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The latest one that seems to be making the rounds.


Keyboard or biro?
Keyboard, definitely. Occasionally I've roughed out a story or chapter in biro when I don't happen to be at the computer, but I type fairly fast by now, and find the malleability of words on screen much easier to work with.

Beta or no beta?
No beta, most of the time -- I'm not organised enough. And the delays in getting chapters of NTLJ out would be even worse if there was another stage before posting! Although I have been trying to get oneshots betaed recently, especially where I'm not too sure the premise works.

Plot?
Yes. I sometimes feel I'm short-changing the reader if the fic doesn't have some sort of development or twist, even if it's just a little character study type thing. Possibly more than one twist if I can work them in!

Title?
Rather uninspired, usually. I tend to assign one early on and just stick with that (quite often that affects the actual writing as I try to work a reference or two to the title into the fic itself).

Smushy or smutty?
Smushy, if anything. I don't write that many romance scenes, they've never really needed to get explicit, and most of the time they're secondary to whatever the main plot is.

Summary?
Not my strong point. I'm rather verbose, and so struggle to write 'hook' lines for the stories!

Funniest fic?
Possibly Indistinguishable (the Weasley twins go into business in the Muggle world) -- a fic which plays on the reader knowing more than the POV character.

Most popular fic?
Based on the number of hits across all sites where it's posted, that would have to be the oneshot Triofic You Tell Her (Harry & Ron have a secret they're finding it hard to tell Hermione. No, it's not that they're shagging, the premise is somewhat crackish but not that crackish!). It contains a fair bit of shippy subplot -- largely R/Hr, but some H/G and R/T -- alongside the main theme, and has racked up a quite respectable 5000+ hits (mostly at Checkmated).

Best and Worst?
Best -- well, NTLJ just for length, I suppose! The best oneshot is perhaps The Wolf Covers Its Tracks; I was trying for a different style there and it seemed to work without getting too overblown. Worst -- well, Whatever You Say, Blood's Important was the first fic I ever wrote and is rather weak, although none of my fics actually make me want to cringe now.

Coulda been Contenders?
I've always been rather fond of Conspiracy Theory (which takes a couple of decades of classic US conspiracy theorising and puts a Potterverse spin on them), although it doesn't get that many hits. Same sort of thing more recently for Dangerous Driving (Ernie Prang is 'invited' to be an informer by the Ministry). Then again, both stories are based on OCCs and OCs and doubtless therefore deserve everything they don't get. :D

Strengths?
Characterisation -- sound, if a bit archetypal. Dialogue -- I'm usually happy that this sounds natural. Plots -- generally of reasonably solid construction. Canon-compliancy -- I don't think I make many slips in this area.

Weaknesses?
Descriptive writing -- generally, there's isn't very much of it, which doesn't help to set scenes or fix character appearance. Romance/sex scenes -- I usually wince when writing the former as they sound horribly clunky; I've never risked writing the latter.

Dirty Little Secrets?
I don't take the 'craft' as seriously as I might. Stories tend to start with a basic idea and then are literally made up as I go along.


Lyrics: Last time the song was the Hollies classic Bus Stop, familiar to [livejournal.com profile] the_jackalope, [livejournal.com profile] lucie_p, and [livejournal.com profile] modestyrabnott (to whom thanks for the idea :D). So here's another oldie I really like:

I ride my bike I roller skate don't drive no car
Don't go too fast but I go pretty far
For somebody who don't drive I been all around the world
Some people say I done all right for a girl
(1970s)

Date: 2006-08-21 09:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lazy-neutrino.livejournal.com
You don't make your stories up as you go along! I'm appalled.

I've got that song. I have a terrible soft spot for it!

Date: 2006-08-21 06:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lazy-neutrino.livejournal.com
Yeah, I heard the Wurzels first. Even saw them on TOTP (probably TOTP2).

I've been singing that bloody song all day, you know. No, not singing. Warbling.

Date: 2006-08-21 01:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hibernater.livejournal.com
Are you serious? You do very well for without-a-beta. Whenever I post without a beta (which is oftener than I'd like too), I'm uncomfortably aware of it. And I love your characterisations. Ernie Prang is my favourite so far, but I haven't finished NTLJ yet.

Date: 2006-08-21 07:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-jo-blogs.livejournal.com
I haven't read any of your stuff yet but I just dipped into You Tell Her and really liked what I saw, it's just a bit long for my currently compromised attention span. I make stories up as I go along too - good skillz.

Don't know the song *whines* but it's a good lyric.

Date: 2006-08-23 10:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-jo-blogs.livejournal.com
That would be great :) I will return the favour most definitely. If you have a Sugar Quill account, all my early stories are up there too (except the very first one which committed the unforgiveable sin of Harry giving Ron advice on his love life *blushes*), along with my current epic in progress. http://www.sugarquill.net/index.php?action=profile&id=1140

Date: 2006-08-22 02:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cassieverte.livejournal.com
You are really good with charactorization and dialogue. And I like that you don't bog down your stories with too much descriptive writing. Also don't blame you for avoid sex scenes. Such things can be so very uncomfortable, especially with people reading and commenting.

And I so know that song. I put it on MP3 player and when it popped up last weekend during a drive, my friends gave me the oddest looks. Whatever, they think the Counting Crows are the first band to sing "big yellow taxi."

Date: 2006-08-22 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] magnetic-pole.livejournal.com
Sorry this is so brief--it's late here--but I really enjoyed reading through this. And I have the same feeling about short-changing the reader without some kind of advancement in plot or character development. Though sometimes it happens despite my best intentions. Thanks for doing this! Maggie

Date: 2006-08-23 01:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] magnetic-pole.livejournal.com
*wink* Funny how that works, hm? (Though I've been guilty of a couple moody, drifty pieces myself.) M.

Date: 2006-08-27 11:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dolabellae.livejournal.com
This has reminded me that I never did review Dangerous Driving, which is really bad of me since I thought it was great - and I love OCs and OOCs so I ought to support them! Am still occasionally haunted by the thought of Gawain Robards and his dragon smile (all the more so, I think, because my other main fictional encounter with him was [livejournal.com profile] winter_dragona's Old Men Dreaming, where he's much more sympathetic.

That really is a 'dirty little secret'! I wish I could relax a bit more about fic writing. I expect I'd be much more productive!
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