15 Word Crossover Meme

Not sure if this counts as a meme or just a variation of one. :) Gacked from lupinslittlesis from a challenge by "magnetic_pole -- your mission, should you choose to accept it^(*), is to write a crossover ... in fifteen words.

So, ten crossovers, twenty different fandoms, or at any rate things I or others feel fannish about. Pretty crackish, obviously ... I don't think there are any spoilers that will give away things people don't already know. One of them in #10 is cheating, because I doubt it even has a fandom yet and indeed may never acquire one, but it'll be interesting to see if anyone does spot it -- I'll probably throw in a review at some point. :)

(*) This fandom isn't on the list. Just so you know.


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1.
"Luke, I am your father!"
"But ..."
"Oh, not again," groaned Sarah, reaching for her lipstick.

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2.
"You know, tracking down vampires to slay them is so much easier now they sparkle ..."

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3.
"Your ship has a holographic crew member too?"
"Swap you for the Doctor," muttered Dave.

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4.
"You had a spare hand ...?"
"Lucky you fell through the Rift, Ser ... Let's test it!"

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5.
"What might you have been in a past life, Miles?"
"Eighteenth century naval officer, maybe?"

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6.
"Ensor worked here?"
"Mad AI scientists lurrrve their isolated garden planets."
"Like Dr Soong, Captain!"

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7.
"Another legendary artefact for Marshall's museum? Nostradamus's lost prophecies?"
"No ... the Red Book of Westmarch!"

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8.
"Extracted us from the soup, what? Engagement over, Miss, er, ..."
"Is his sister a librarian?"

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9.
"Trapped in another universe! That's awful."
"Yeah." Muggle stuff. "Anyway -- baby names?"
"Ooh, good idea ..."

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10.
"You make wormholes with real worms?" asked John indignantly.
"Yeah, don't you?" replied Johnny, surprised.