15 Word Crossover Meme

[snorkackcatcher]

Not sure if this counts as a meme or just a variation of one. :) Gacked from lupinslittlesis from a challenge by "magnetic_pole -- your mission, should you choose to accept it^(*), is to write a crossover ... in fifteen words.

So, ten crossovers, twenty different fandoms, or at any rate things I or others feel fannish about. Pretty crackish, obviously ... I don't think there are any spoilers that will give away things people don't already know. One of them in #10 is cheating, because I doubt it even has a fandom yet and indeed may never acquire one, but it'll be interesting to see if anyone does spot it -- I'll probably throw in a review at some point. :)

(*) This fandom isn't on the list. Just so you know.


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1.
"Luke, I am your father!"
"But ..."
"Oh, not again," groaned Sarah, reaching for her lipstick.

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2.
"You know, tracking down vampires to slay them is so much easier now they sparkle ..."

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3.
"Your ship has a holographic crew member too?"
"Swap you for the Doctor," muttered Dave.

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4.
"You had a spare hand ...?"
"Lucky you fell through the Rift, Ser ... Let's test it!"

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5.
"What might you have been in a past life, Miles?"
"Eighteenth century naval officer, maybe?"

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6.
"Ensor worked here?"
"Mad AI scientists lurrrve their isolated garden planets."
"Like Dr Soong, Captain!"

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7.
"Another legendary artefact for Marshall's museum? Nostradamus's lost prophecies?"
"No ... the Red Book of Westmarch!"

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8.
"Extracted us from the soup, what? Engagement over, Miss, er, ..."
"Is his sister a librarian?"

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9.
"Trapped in another universe! That's awful."
"Yeah." Muggle stuff. "Anyway -- baby names?"
"Ooh, good idea ..."

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10.
"You make wormholes with real worms?" asked John indignantly.
"Yeah, don't you?" replied Johnny, surprised.

Comments

[prelud.livejournal.com]

3 Star Trek/Red Dwarf?

[snorkackcatcher]

Yup! (Voyager specifically.)

[lareinenoire.livejournal.com]

1. Star Wars / Sarah Jane Adventures
2. Buffy the Vampire Slayer / Twilight
3. Doctor Who / Red Dwarf?
4. Obviously Torchwood / something, and I'm vaguely leaning toward A Song of Ice and Fire for some reason...
9. Doctor Who / Harry Potter?

This is fun! I might have to steal it.

[snorkackcatcher]

Mostly right -- I thought the 'Ser' might give #4 away. I didn't want to use the name in case somebody who hadn't read that far saw it.

[trude.livejournal.com]

6. This Life/Pirates of the Caribbean?

[snorkackcatcher]

Yay, I'm glad to see someone got This Life! :) I have nostalgic memories of that from Uni days.

[jesspallas.livejournal.com]

I seem able to get one half of a lot of these but not the other!
1 - Star Wars - Sarah-Jane Adventures
2 - Buffy - Twilight myabe? I haven't read it but I know it has vampires!
3 - Voyager - Red Dwarf
4 - Doctor Whor or Torchwood and ?
6 - Next Gen and ?
9 - Harry Potter and ?
10 - Farscape and ?

There's a lot of ? in there! ;p

[snorkackcatcher]

I thought you'd get the Farscape one. :) I seem to be mixing fandoms that people don't have in common (although you might kick yourself on #9).

[magnetic-pole.livejournal.com]

*fails at fannishness* But HP is half is #9! M.

[snorkackcatcher]

It is indeed! (To be fair, the other is a British show, although a well-known one.)

[nineveh-uk.livejournal.com]

I need to read (2), in which Spike meets Edward.

[snorkackcatcher]

Best not contemplated.

[lareinenoire.livejournal.com]

True, it would probably be over about three lines later. Spike fights dirty, after all. ;)