Remix Madness

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I did a couple of ficlets for this just to keep my hand in, both Doctor Who (Ten-era) and about 250 words each:

Paleolinguistics (The Deliberate Word Choice Remix) -- The Master realised there was something he'd completely overlooked. (Original by astrogirl2)

Gone for a cup of tea (back in six months) (The Sportsmanlike Conduct Remix) -- How do you stop bitter warfare between the Church of the Blessed Rugby Sevens and the Hallowed Temple of Five-a-Side? (Original by netgirl_y2k)