Noticed in passing: Department of Tarsal Targeting

[snorkackcatcher]

From the HP Lexicon's Bestiary intro page:

This icon indicates that the creature mentioned is discussed in more detail in the book Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. The Lexicon has intentionally not included all the information from that book in our Bestiary. Rowling wrote that book for charity and if we reproduced all of that information here on the Lexicon it would take away from sales of the book. If you see this icon, then, you'll know that there is even more interesting information to be found. Please follow the link to our page about Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them and buy a copy right away.

Steve, this is probably not something you want read out in court ...

Comments

[tree_and_leaf]

Head, meet desk.

To paraphrase Herman Kant, the judge will only need half an hour to find for Rowling and Warner Bros. Two minutes to give the decision, and the rest of the time trying to get his or her head round the stupid.

[snorkackcatcher]

I'd allow ten minutes to stop laughing too. :)

[dolorous-ett.livejournal.com]

It's amazing, isn't it? Just when you think there couldn't possibly be any more stupid in this story... there somehow is.

[ashezfanficrecs.livejournal.com]

I wish she'd make more of those charity books. I'd love to read Hogwarts: A history. :)

[snorkackcatcher]

So would I. :)

[snorkackcatcher]

On the whole. I hope they settle out of court. It could set an appalling precedent.