Another of those desperate last-minute beta requests

Could anyone do a really quick-turnaround beta for me tomorrow or Wednesday? You know, one of those "get fic, read, send back a few hours later" things? :) It's for springtime_gen, and won't be very long -- I hope to get it done in 2000 words or less, but shouldn't really go over 3000 given the amount of time I have. I can't say much about the theme as it's an anonymous exchange, but basically it's most unlikely to hit anyone's squicks or anything like that.

Lyrics: Oh yes, the last one was 1979's At Home He's A Tourist by Gang of Four, which parthenia14 spotted as I rather thought she might. ;) So here's a set of memorable lyrics I meant to use before, but never got around to:

You stopped us from killing each other
You'll never know but you saved our lives
I've never thrown my knickers at you
And I don't come from Wales (1990s)