Yet another HP fandom meme

This one, in fact:

"1. Ask me one fandom-related question in the comments. This can be fandom specific, general, or about fandom/lj stuff/fic writing/etc. in general.
2. Just one question, please, but it can (and perhaps should) have sub-parts.
3. That's it. It can be as normal or odd as you like."

Department of WTF, has the world gone mad?

The new World Cup rule: take off your trousers, they're offending our sponsor